I speak fluent sass

cora-hale:

when will people learn that the beacon hills highschool is a death trap

as well as the sheriffs station

and the hospital

and any open area

really just anywhere

leave beacon hills

(via bowdown-to-castiel)

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

(via daenystormborn)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via fake-mermaid)

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

gerrybaboona:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

image

image

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic

(Source: hicupp, via thelandbeyondthewall)

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

(via thelandbeyondthewall)